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Mechanics 101 with @RichardHammond. Things you want in your carburettor: Fuel. Air. You don’t want rocks. #TopGear pic.twitter.com/eBz5FJvzyF

— BBC Two (@BBCTwo) December 28, 2014

Watching Polar Express (of course) & my son announced, "An alternate name for this could be, Thomas the Hank Engine." *awed silence*

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) December 29, 2014

Mechanics 101 with @RichardHammond. Things you want in your carburettor: Fuel. Air. You don’t want rocks. #TopGear pic.twitter.com/eBz5FJvzyF

— BBC Two (@BBCTwo) December 28, 2014

If Selfie Sticks Had Existed In Prehistoric Times http://t.co/fxJ0LX8qnn pic.twitter.com/2kDWfKJeGD

— The Poke (@ThePoke) December 31, 2014

The best thing about 2015 is that it's a delightfully palindromic binary number 11111011111. Good symmetric times ahead. #2015 #11111011111

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) December 31, 2014

Highlight of 2015: It's got a really easy-to-remember square root. √2015 ≈ 44.8888

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) December 31, 2014

@richardosman @danielmaier did you ever do the DVLA hazard perception test? It's like GTA for people who prefer gentle pottering.

— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 31, 2014

Minutes into the new year I got pinched on the bum and winked at by a 50 year old woman wearing a leopard print boob tube. 2015 has peaked.

— liminalofficial (@liminalofficial) January 1, 2015

Commuter got £1,090 of train delay compensation vouchers in 1 year! http://t.co/fBJflBsOfh http://t.co/q0YOVFVg2C – Peter, #BBCSurreyDrive

— BBC Radio Surrey (@BBCSurrey) January 3, 2015

Dear New Year's Resolutions,

Monday. We'll talk about this on Monday.

Regards,
Horizontal People Everywhere

— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 3, 2015

On average, 208 people died every day in Syria last year http://t.co/FjrcLodcQ4 pic.twitter.com/b6k6pmDnpQ

— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) January 2, 2015

The box wasn't empty pic.twitter.com/iUTeIwT0yz

— Earth Pics (@IEarthPictures) December 24, 2014

We will turn the Channel Tunnel into the Worlds first Mega Carwash by poking some holes in the roof. #Manicfesto

— 📢 oFFiCiaL mONsTEr rAvINg lOOnY PArTy 🎩 (@Official_MRLP) December 17, 2014

And for those who think the BBC waste money, you can make 24 episodes of Pointless Celebrities for the same price of ONE episode of X Factor

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) December 7, 2014

I saw the new Tory poster and thought, 'why do they treat us like idiots?'. Then I saw that Mrs Brown's Boys had 9.7m viewers at Christmas.

— Jason Spacey (@Jason_Spacey) January 3, 2015